Cast / Details
| Tom Arnold | Deputy Doughy Primesuspekt/Harding |
| Steven Anthony Lawrence | Chuckie |
| Martin Diggs | Lardass the Cameraman |
| Mink Stole | Madame la Tourneau |
| Artie Lange | Swim Coach Hasselhoff |
| Kristin Herold | Tiffany |
| Renée Graham | Amber |
| Sue Bailey | Female Prison Guard |
| Douglas Fisher | Ma�tre D' |
| George E. Roberts | Dawson's Cabin Man |
| Chris Palermo | The Killer |
| David Herman | Mr. Lowelle (Buchanan) |
| Julie Benz | Barbara Primesuspekt |
| Harley Cross | Dawson Deary |
| Majandra Delfino | Martina Martinez |
| Simon Rex | Slab O'Beef |
| Danny Strong | Boner |
| Coolio | Principal Interest (The Administrator-Formerely-Known-As-Principal) |
| Aimee Graham | Screw Frombehind |
| Shirley Jones | Kevorkian/School Nurse/Funeral Director |
| Rose Marie | Mrs. Tingle |
| Kai Ephron | Counselor |